"I don't give a shit because I AM the shit!"
-My tagline if there were ever a "Real Housewives of the Gulf Coast".
"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body."
"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things."
-A wise person on Pinterest
"Be silly. Be honest. Be kind."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson